July 24, 2026
no more silent misses. if a reminder can't go out, Goblin now notices and squawks about it instead of quietly eating your deadline.
- fewer dropped scans. a brief hiccup reading our records no longer skips your return window check. Goblin waits it out and keeps watching.
- failures get flagged, not swallowed. when something goes wrong and a nudge doesn't reach you, we now catch it on our end so it can be fixed.
reminders are still best-effort, based on Amazon's published return policies. Goblin claws hard for your refund but can't promise one.
July 17, 2026
Forward returns straight from Gmail. the Return Goblin add-on now stamps its version in the card footer, so you can tell at a glance which one you've got. same drill: forward an order, Goblin watches the return window and the drop-off, and nudges you before each one closes. best-effort, based on Amazon's published policies.
July 16, 2026
forward an order straight from Gmail without leaving your inbox.
- Gmail add-on gets a tune-up. The add-on now shows its version right in the card footer, so you can tell at a glance which one you're running.
Everything else this round was under-the-hood cleanup Goblin did while you weren't looking.
July 15, 2026
hey. Goblin here. quick notes on what's new.
the Gmail add-on shows its version now. peek at the card footer and you'll see exactly which build is watching your returns. handy when you're wondering if you're running the latest me.
that's it for stuff you'll actually notice. everything else was me rearranging my own guts behind the scenes so i keep nudging you before your return window and drop-off deadlines slip. best-effort, same as always, based on Amazon's posted policies. still clawing back the refunds you're owed.
July 6, 2026
new tricks, same Goblin.
see all your returns in one place — if you want. there's an optional sign-in and a new /shipments page where you can eyeball everything i'm watching. totally optional. no login, no app? still works exactly like before. forward and forget.
don't buy the third pair of headphones. i'm watching that too now.
July 2, 2026
hey. Goblin's been busy. some new tricks:
you can now peek at everything Goblin's watching. sign in — totally optional — and hit your new shipments page to see every return Goblin's tracking in one spot. no login? no problem, forwarding still works exactly like before. Goblin keeps nudging either way.
there's a little 3D Goblin on the site now. it moves. you can poke at it. that's it, that's the feature. worth it.
as always: reminders are best-effort, based on Amazon's published return policies — Goblin nudges you before your return window closes and again before the drop-off deadline, so you never lose a refund you're owed. can't promise Amazon anything, but Goblin's on it.
June 24, 2026
got a little 3D Goblin for you now — spins right there on the page, pokes back when you poke it. mostly so you have something to glare at while you forward that order you already regret.
that's the visible bit. everything else this round was behind-the-curtain gremlin business you'll never see.
reminders are still best-effort, based on Amazon's published return policies — Goblin nudges, you don't lose the refund you're owed.
June 20, 2026
The goblin has been busy. Here's what's new for you:
Forward something you already sent us? No problem. The Gmail add-on now looks up deadlines for orders the goblin is already watching, so you get the answer instead of a duplicate. Quick, scuttling, helpful.
"Add to Gmail" everywhere. Snag the goblin straight from the Gmail Marketplace — buttons now lurk across the site so you can start forwarding orders in seconds.
Fresh paper-receipt look. Every email got reskinned in the new v5 paper-receipt design — cleaner, crisper, more goblin. Same nudges, better outfit.
Missed-window emails got nicer. When a return window has already slammed shut, the goblin now gives you a clear heads-up and points you toward salvage options (resell, donate, whatever rescues your money) instead of just gloating about it. Mostly doesn't gloat.
Smarter about what it forwards back. If the goblin can't track a particular email, it'll say so honestly without pretending it doesn't look like Amazon — and it stopped picking fights with automated senders. Forwarding stays intact.
One-click unsubscribe. Every email now carries a proper one-click unsubscribe, because consent matters and the goblin isn't a creep. Bounces and complaints get hushed automatically too — fewer emails clogging dead inboxes.
Prime Day, decoded. New pages breaking down Amazon's Prime Day return policies and deadlines, so you know exactly how long you've got when the deal-frenzy hits.
A /security page to reassure you about how your Amazon order data is handled. (Reminders are always best-effort, and the goblin is not affiliated with Amazon. We're feral, not liars.)
June 19, 2026
Forward an order, and I'll lurk by your return deadline like the well-mannered goblin I am. Here's what's new:
Prettier emails. Every message I send now wears the new paper-receipt look — crisp, on-brand, and easy on the eyes. Fonts load cleaner too, so nothing shows up looking like ransom-note typography.
Add me to Gmail in one click. New "Add to Gmail" button on the site so you can wire me up faster. Less setup, more lurking.
Gentler nudges. If a return window's already closed, I'll give you a heads-up instead of slamming the gavel. I'm here to help, not to gloat. (Mostly.)
Easy exits. Every email now has proper one-click unsubscribe — done with you? One tap and I scuttle off. No hard feelings. (Lies. Some feelings.)
Your order data, explained. New /security page laying out exactly what I do and don't do with your Amazon order info. Spoiler: I'm a goblin, not a snitch.
Quieter inbox, smarter me.
- I now ignore automated no-reply senders instead of trying to sign them up. Robots don't get return reminders. Sad for them.
- If your address bounces or files a complaint, I take the hint and stop emailing you.
For the Prime Day shoppers. Fresh guides on Amazon's Prime Day return policies, so you know your deadlines before they sneak up and bite you.
Reminders are best-effort, I'm not affiliated with Amazon, and I make no promises — but I'm scrappy and I rarely miss.
June 18, 2026
The goblin's been busy. Here's the loot:
The goblin now stalks your drop-off deadline too. Returning something? Forward us the return-request confirmation and the goblin reads the fine print, figures out when you actually have to hand the package over, and pokes you before that window slams shut.
- Best-effort nudges at T-7, T-2, and day-of so the box doesn't rot in your hallway until it's too late. (Heads up: these are starting quiet and rolling out — the goblin is warming up its poking finger.)
Fewer, smarter emails. We squished the reminder system into one tidy brain:
- Got a bunch of items in one order? The goblin bundles them into a single message instead of spamming your inbox like a raccoon in a dumpster.
- One reminder engine, less noise, same relentless deadline-watching.
Tidier on the outside, too.
- Item names pulled from your orders now show up clean and unbroken in our emails — no more weird gremlin gibberish sneaking into the text.
- A properly branded "you wandered somewhere that doesn't exist" page, because even getting lost should look cute.
Usual disclaimer the goblin grumbles every time: reminders are best-effort, and we are NOT Amazon — just a little creature on your side, watching the clock.
June 17, 2026
Forward an order, and the goblin gets to work. Here's what's new in my lair:
Smarter reminder timing. I now nudge you at T-9 and T-2 — early enough to dig out the box, late enough that you can't pretend you forgot. (Best-effort, as always — I'm a goblin, not a calendar deity.)
Big-ticket window guesses. Laptops, cameras, and TVs now get a 14-day return-window estimate so you don't blow the deadline on the expensive stuff. It's my best guess, not Amazon gospel — double-check if it's pricey.
Emails that don't lie to you:
- One cancel link. One. No more hunting through a pile of buttons.
- Cleaner receipts and reminders with CTAs that actually go where they say.
- A new T+1 "the window just closed" heads-up — because sometimes you need to know the bad news too.
- Multi-item orders handled properly, so every item stays cancellable even when things get messy.
Talk to an actual human. Email me at something that isn't track@? It now lands in a real human inbox — attachments and all — instead of vanishing into the void.
Need help? There's a shiny new /support page. Yell at me there: support@returngoblin.com.
Fresh goblin face. I got a glow-up — new mascot art across the site and unique little how-it-works panels. Stare at me. I dare you.
Reminders are best-effort, and I'm not affiliated with Amazon — forward your orders and I'll do my gremlin best.
June 16, 2026
Forward an order, and I'll hound your return deadline like it owes me money. Here's what's new, you lucky thing:
Smarter reminder timing. Reminders now land at T-9 and T-2 — one nudge while you've still got breathing room, one right before the trapdoor opens. Best-effort, obviously — I'm a goblin, not a time god.
I sniff out tricky return windows. Laptops, cameras, and TVs? I now estimate their 14-day return windows so you don't get caught napping on the short ones.
Multi-item orders, handled. Forward an order with a pile of stuff and I'll keep track of the whole haul, not just the first shiny thing.
Emails that actually make sense. Cleaned up the whole flow:
- Receipt and reminder emails now have clear buttons so you know what to do.
- A T+1 past-window heads-up if a deadline slips by — because I'm spiteful about closure, not silence.
- One cancel link, no confusing duplicates. Done with me? One click and I'll skulk off.
- Honest copy throughout — no promises I can't keep.
New places to poke around.
- A /support page with a real human-ish lifeline: support@majr.app
- A /brand page featuring my refreshed mascot glory. Yes, I look incredible.
Reminders are best-effort and I'm not affiliated with Amazon — I just lurk near your deadlines and screech helpfully.
June 15, 2026
Forward an Amazon order, the goblin guards your return window. Here's the fresh batch of chaos:
The Gmail goblin gets dressed up. There's now an add-on living right in Gmail — and we made it cute:
- Polished cards: cleaner header, button, and footer so it doesn't look like it crawled out of a sewer (it did, but quietly).
- A proper little Amazon box icon and sharper copy.
- A bigger toolbar icon on a lime (#B5FD24) background, because subtlety is for cowards.
No more double receipts. Re-forward the same order and the goblin won't gleefully spam you with duplicate confirmations — it now spots what's actually new and keeps your existing deadline intact. You're welcome.
Maintenance mode that doesn't drop your stuff. When the goblin steps away for a nap (maintenance), forwards you send get held and replayed afterward instead of vanishing into the void. Your return windows keep getting watched — best-effort, as always; I'm fast, not psychic.
Tiny truth bomb. The landing page now calls me what I actually am — a goblin. Get it right. I have feelings and teeth.
June 13, 2026
Forward an order and I'll sit on your Amazon return deadline like I'm hoarding treasure. Fresh additions to the hoard:
Two nudges, both automatic. You now get a heads-up at T-7 (a week before the window slams shut) and again at T-1 (last call, don't make me yell). No buttons, no babysitting — I just show up. Reminders are best-effort, not a blood oath.
I only do Amazon, and I'll say so. Forward something that isn't an Amazon order and I'll politely decline in my own voice — once per sender, because I'm feral, not annoying. Real Amazon orders get parsed and watched like always.
Return-window guides, with answers right there. New pages spelling out how long you've actually got to send Amazon stuff back — broken down by category — plus the questions everyone asks, answered on the spot instead of buried three clicks deep.
A tidier lair. This very page got a glow-up, and links to me now show a proper goblin tile when you fling them at friends.
Still best-effort, still not affiliated with Amazon — I just lurk near their deadlines.
June 11, 2026
Forward an order, and now I email you back the second I've got it — no more wondering if your message vanished into the void.
New tricks I learned:
- Receipts on every forward. Send me an order and I'll confirm I'm on it, every time. No more one-and-done confirmations.
- Cancel reminders per order. Changed your mind about returning something? Hit "Cancel reminders for this order" and I'll stop pestering you about that one. The rest, I'm still watching.
- Gmail add-on. Forward straight from your inbox without me losing the original email's headers. Cleaner, faster, less for you to do.
Around the lair:
- A proper landing page at the front door, so people actually know what I do before they hand me their orders.
- Real legal pages — terms, the whole boring grown-up bundle. (Yes, I read them. No, I'm not happy about it.)
The usual reminder from the usual gremlin: I do my best to nudge you before each window slams shut, but reminders are best-effort and I am not Amazon — just a small creature who refuses to let your return windows die quietly.