★ No app · No login · He never forgets

You'll forget.
The goblin won't.

Forward your Amazon orders to your feral little refund goblin. He clocks every return window and every drop-off date — and won't shut up until you get your money back.

✦ He reads the order, not your inbox. · See how it works ↓
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◆ How it works

Three steps.
One unhinged goblin.

No account. No extension. No spreadsheet. You forward an email — he does the obsessing.

STEP 01

Forward it

Fling your Amazon shipment email at track@returngoblin.com. That's the entire setup.

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STEP 02

He reads it

He sniffs out the item and category, then pins the deadline to Amazon's own return policy.

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STEP 03

He won't shut up

He nudges before the window closes — and if you start a return, forward the confirmation and he'll nudge again before drop-off day. Two deadlines, both watched.

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◆ The nudge

He only texts you when it matters.

Return Goblin
track@returngoblin.com
⏳ 2 days left, bestie
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  • ⏱️

    Pinned to Amazon's policy

    Best-effort deadlines from Amazon's published, per-category return windows. Drop-off dates use Amazon's exact one.

  • ✉️

    Both deadlines, watched

    Two nudges before the return window closes; up to three before drop-off day if you start a return. He's feral, not spammy.

  • 🔪

    Kill him anytime

    One link per reminder shuts the goblin off for that order. No login, no guilt.

◆ FAQ

Amazon returns, answered.

The stuff people ask before they hand the goblin their orders. More in the full FAQ and the Amazon return policy guide.

How long do I have to return an Amazon item?

Most items can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Baby gear gets 90 days, and holiday orders usually get an extended window. See the return policy by category.

Is Return Goblin free?

Yes — no subscription, no payment, and no account.

Do I need an app or a login?

Neither. Forward an Amazon order to track@returngoblin.com and you're set.

Can I forward an order with several items?

Yes. Forward the whole order and the goblin tracks each item separately — every item gets its own return-window estimate, and one cancel link stops the whole order.

Does Return Goblin read my inbox?

No. The goblin only sees the orders you forward to it — it reads the order, not your inbox.

When does the goblin remind me?

Two nudges for the return window: about 9 days before it closes and a final one about 2 days before. Once you start a return on Amazon and forward the confirmation, up to three more before the drop-off date — about 9 days out, 2 days before, and on the day itself if it still hasn't been handed over.

What if Amazon's return date is different?

Amazon's date wins. Return-window reminders are best-effort estimates from Amazon's published category windows — always confirm in Your Orders. Drop-off reminders use the date Amazon stated in your return confirmation.

Return Goblin

Feed the goblin.

Forward your next Amazon order to track@returngoblin.com and never babysit a return window again.